Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
We have started to decorate penises.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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