A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
please don't ironically join a cult
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