Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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