My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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