Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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