You made me cry and you don't even care
I'm so fucking centered right now
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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