I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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