my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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