He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Every concussion has its silver lining
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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