So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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