dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
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