so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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