we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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