Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
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