And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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