You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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