home. puking in laundry basket.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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