would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Your penis caused this!
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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