Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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