O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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