would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I could have mohawked her pubes.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
