it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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