white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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