He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Randomize
