I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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