Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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