I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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