i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Dear god my vagina.
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