SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
Randomize
