I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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