He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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