That's intense
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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