It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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