Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
4 words: hood of his car
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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