There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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