"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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