Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I'm passing your future prison.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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