was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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