Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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