dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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