your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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