Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I smell like Dick and happiness
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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