How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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