i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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