Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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