He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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