can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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