so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Randomize
