I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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