Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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