talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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