why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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